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this picture i take today weird????

请关掉电话

这是一部让我们都值得思考的短片。前几天我去电影院看电影，发现有许多人还是不会把手机铃声关上，一直听到手机想。拜托……看个电影，手机铃声关上两个小时左右，不会困难吧？

KFC总是排队的原因

服务员：欢迎光临肯德基，请问您要点什么？
客人：一个汉堡包。
服务员：辣的还是不辣的？
客人：辣的。
服务员：您要是再增加两块钱就可以换成双层汉堡，可以吗？
客人：好的，双层汉堡。
服务员：请问您还要点什么？
客人：薯条。
服务员：请问您需要大薯条、中薯条还是小薯条？
客人：中薯条。
服务员：请问您要几包？
客人：一包就可以了。
服务员：我们现在最新推出了薯条摇摇乐，您想试试吗？
客人：不需要，给我番茄酱就可以了。
服务员：两包番茄酱可以吗？
客人：要是可以的话，我想要两百包。
服务员：对不起先生，我们这里的番茄酱是限量供应的。
客人：那你跟我废话干什么！
服务员：对不起了先生，您还要点什么？
客人：饮料。
服务员：有雪碧红茶可乐芬达，您需要哪一种？
客人：可乐。
服务员：您要的是大杯中杯还是小杯还是瓶装？
客人：中杯。
服务员：需要加冰吗？
客人：需要。
服务员：加冰稍微多一点还是稍微少一点？
客人：差不多就可以。
服务员：那给您加稍微多一点可以吗？
客人：可以。谢谢。
服务员：不客气先生。我们最新推出的墨西哥鸡肉卷您不尝一尝吗？
客人：不了谢谢。
服务员：那么特价的劲爆鸡米花呢？
客人：也不要。
服务员：那么赠送机器猫的外带全家餐您要不要试一下？
客人：不需要谢谢。
服务员：那好，您是在这里吃还是带走先生？
客人：带走。
服务员：一共是二十一块零五毛先生，先生您有五毛钱吗？
客人：有。
服务员：好的先生，收您一百块零五毛，找您七十九块，差您两块钱，给您四张五毛的可以吗？
客人：好的。
服务员：谢谢您先生。
客人：可是我点的东西呢？
服务员：对不起先生，我们外带餐的包装袋暂时用完了，您在这里吃可以吗？
客人：、、、、、、
服务员：先生您还有什么要求吗？
客人：我真的想揍你一拳！
服务员：那么先生您想使用左勾拳右勾拳还是组合拳呢？
客人：。。。。。。

JuSt SoMe JoKE

〖【采水果】〗

有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果，
他宣布说:“小朋友，采完水果后，我们统一一起洗，洗完可以一起吃。”
所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。
集合时间一到，所有小朋友都集合了。
老师:“小华，你采到什么？”
小华:“我在洗苹果，因为我采到苹果。”
老师:“小美你呢？”
小美:“我在洗蕃茄，因为我采到蕃茄。”
老师:“小朋友都很棒哦！那阿明你呢？”
阿明:“我在洗布鞋，因为我踩到大便。” (嚓，阿明真幽默)
Malaysia Boleh~!




一天，一辆行驶在高速公路的 Kancil突然坏在路边，这时有辆经过的BMW M３好心停下帮忙，BMW的车主对kancil的车主说：我用绳索拖到附近的修车厂，如果我驾得太快，你就打高灯让我知道，然后他们走着走着，突然一辆马 塞地CLR３５０看见BMW M３就猛踩空油挑战他，BMW车主不甘势弱便跟CLR狂飙起来，这时候躲在草丛里的交警正拿着超速枪取缔超速，他看到了马上拿起对讲机跟前面的同事说： kawan！我真的不敢相信，一辆BMW M３和马塞地CLR３５０在公路以每小时２５０公里的速度狂奔，后面竟然有一辆produa kancil在后面猛打高灯要他们让路！Malaysia boleh！






高級作弊

高級作弊

某班舉行期末考

40分鐘後班代交卷
並告訴監考老師說

因班導有交代事項需公佈在黑板上
監考官不疑有他
只見班代寫著:
1,5,7,8,11,12,13號同學考完請找Alex老師
2,4,6,10,15號去B館集合
3,9,16,18,20,23號要清 洗 窗戶
其餘皆留下掃 地 !!!






中国人与美国人！！！

有一天一位美国人问中国人。。。
美国人说：你们中国人的杯子是木做的吗？
中国人说：不是啊！！！
美国人说：那你们的杯子盘旁边不是有个木吗？？？（因为木+不=杯）
中国人说：你没看到“木“的旁边有个“不”吗？就是不是木做的！！！

I Am MAD lIkE A lIoN NoW

i am really mad now !!!!!!!!!!!!
for people that dunno the story don spread
cause it will spread like a virus

understand ma!!!!!!

now i will tell u all the original story(the real one)
correct me if i am wrong

the story start when few of our leo go to ji without letting the president or BOD now
the get it from BL de leo club

then
during the meeting the president BOOM them
ok i know BOOM them in front of the meeting is not good (she know le she will not do it again)

then
on that night one of the member post it out just to expose her feeling nia no 2 blame or say anything bad...

then
on saturday night i talk to the both side the everything settle le
even cch n kelvin also know

but today
gosip came from the girl blog de comment
and now all become bad le

the president say want to come down le

oi if she come down then who want to go up le
why want to make so many problem le...
the thing is settle already

so stop all the gosip and everything if not u all have to face the return of the charted member and i m not kidding now..

now i will say one by one

the member 1st
u all must info the president or BOD if u go to any function
also follow the dress code

the president
control ur temp

now you all have loss the leo sprit le leo club is a club that work together de
if u comment so must u try 2 be the president
the president got receive complain from dc leo that y the leo 1 in north 1 is south de
and also i know she got wrong also but she will not do it le oh

so just forget about it and continue to work together for the benefit of the club

also stop the gosip right away before it till lion n on dora

i warn u all


p.s. suddenly blog become a media that control almost everything include the thing in the politic

WHaT Do YoU ThINK

this post i think only the arang leo will understand it..

last leo meeting ,i didnt attend but my brother did,
when he came back he tell me ...
today in the meeting the president boom people,
when i hear it i am a bit mad mad de
cause even thought member do wrong u should not do it on a meeting lo
just give warning to them in person,
if not the member will quit 1 by 1 de lo
another thing is i got hear a version of story by my friend but i also got ask both side lo
so i think i got the whole story.

that why i write in my msn when it time i need to talk to the 4 president lo
but once i put on the president find me and ask me le also the pp and ipp also join in,
but at least the president is learning lo it only the 2nd meeting ma for her

but last night after chat with them ,i got think lo it is correct for me to talk or comment them like that each president have their own way to do they work lo... i am only the charted president nia
also now is 2008 le lo not my year le lo.....

Dunno la the thing i know is i just hope the leo club will still go on and reach more higher award

but from my point of view both side got wrong lo

so don repeat it again ......

p.s. to the president .... when you talk remember to see got other people want to give opinion or not,the reason why i say that is because my brother say when you boom people that time
pn. dora want to say something you didnt give her change please that note on that

dunno she got read it or not :D

that why i say only arang de leo understand....

mY bIrThDaY

5/7（last saturday)
is my 21 year old birthday

haha

21 le

but i don do party just buy cake and celebrate nia

just some picture

haha i hate the taka sign

NeW MemBeR In ThE HoUsE

sorry everyone i am back :)
this week too busy with work till no time to go near the computer,

last saturday (5/7/2008)
a new member have come to my family

let me intro boy to you


my brother friend give to him want

it so cute btw that day is my birthday

測試你古代的地位 95% d人會笑死

你古代的地位
用自己的名字英文拼音，取每一個字的第一個英文字母，對照代碼即可．．
例如：王小明＝Ｗａｎｇ　Ｘｉａｏ　Ｍｉｎｇ＝Ｗ　Ｘ　Ｍ
對照代碼：Ｗ＝大理　Ｘ＝壞鬼　Ｍ＝教頭王小明的古時候地位為「大理壞鬼教頭」．．（原來小明在前世就這麼壞了．．＝」＝ａ）
從姓氏開始找，再往下找名．．若是只有兩個字的，便先從」姓氏」找起，再往下找兩個名．．
複姓者在姓氏中取兩字．．
如果名字只有2個字,就取姓氏+結字
例如：王明＝Ｗａｎｇ　Ｍｉｎｇ＝Ｗ　Ｍ
對照代碼：Ｗ＝大理 Ｍ＝教頭王明的古時候地位為「大理教頭」

代碼如下：
姓氏A：曹魏　Ｂ：東吳　Ｃ：蜀漢　Ｄ：土番　Ｅ：大秦　Ｆ：大金　Ｇ：大明　Ｈ：鮮卑　Ｉ：元代Ｊ：晚清　Ｋ：西周　Ｌ：趙國　Ｍ：大遼　Ｎ：西夏　 Ｏ：大宋　Ｐ：中山國　Ｑ：東普　Ｒ：羌族 S:明國　Ｔ：齊國　Ｕ：氐族　Ｖ：代國　Ｗ：大理　Ｘ：冉魏　Ｙ：南唐　Ｚ：蒙古

中字
v
Ａ：陰損　Ｂ：絕頂　Ｃ：猥鎖　Ｄ：豪門　Ｅ：白痴　Ｆ：天才　Ｇ：狗屎　Ｈ：無敵　Ｉ：兇猛
Ｊ：英勇　Ｋ：狗頭　Ｌ：無雙　Ｍ：飯桶　Ｎ：變態　Ｏ：陰暗　Ｐ：嗜血　Ｑ：曠世　Ｒ：膿包
Ｓ：血手　Ｔ：淫亂　Ｕ：妙手　Ｖ：噁心　Ｗ：暴力　Ｘ：壞鬼　Ｙ：粗曠　Ｚ：逍遙
結字

Ａ：道士　Ｂ：和尚　Ｃ：財主　Ｄ：屠夫　Ｅ：馬伕　Ｆ：嬪妃　Ｇ：小兵　Ｈ：刀客　Ｉ：仙人
Ｊ：衛士　Ｋ：農夫　Ｌ：將軍　Ｍ：教頭　Ｎ：書生　Ｏ：乞丐　Ｐ：皇帝　Ｑ：丞相　Ｒ：狗腿
Ｓ：佳人　Ｔ：土匪　Ｕ：先知　Ｖ：隱者　Ｗ：老鴇　Ｘ：詩人　Ｙ：名妓　Ｚ：名士

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